Thursday, January 10, 2013

The Time-Date Continuum



The rules for when you can and can't do things in a relationship.

When it comes to how you behave in a relationship, it's what governs everything.

For example, after a guy texts you for the first time, you can't reply for at least three hours or you look desperate. And, after you actually go out with a boy, you need to make him wait a week between dates. It's called playing hard to get.

Likewise, though this is not something that happens, like, all that often, if you do happen to die while you're dating someone, he definitely, definitely, definitely is not allowed to suck face with anyone else until at least a month after your funeral. It just looks bad. Like he never cared about you in the first place.


(Source: The Dead Girls Detective Agency by Suzy Cox)

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